The kids are asleep
The dishes are done
All I want is to rest
Do you really want some?
I have not showered in days
That’s baby poop under my nail
You really want all that?
Hashtag sexy wife fail.
What’s on Netflix?
Can we cuddle instead?
You can rub my back
While I snore in the bed.
I can give you a quick hand job
Would that do the trick?
I’ll just reach down your pants
Don’t worry, it will be quick.
Do I want a favor?
Yes, yes please!
A long hot shower and some sleep?
Oh honey, you’re such a tease.
I love you sweet man
Really I do
But sex sounds awful
Boo fucking hoo.
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